THE GROOMERS | Ghoul Rock Edition
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Meet the band your parents warned you about…
The Groomers have arrived — straight outta the crypt, armed with guitars, turbans, sunglasses, and vibes darker than your uncle's browser history. Equal parts confusing, hilarious, and kinda catchy, this undead boyband is here to drop riffs and raise eyebrows.With ghostly backup singers, bats, and a drum kit that looks like it eats souls, this shirt isn’t just a statement — it’s a full-on “WTF.”
Why You’ll Love It:
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🧟♂️ 6.1 oz. 100% US-grown ring spun cotton — thick enough to carry the weight of your sarcasm.
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🧼 Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk — so even after 50 spins, it’s still offensive.
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💪 Double-stitched hems + twill-taped neck/shoulders for undead-level durability.
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🔥 Printed with eco-friendly DTG ink because even misfits care about the planet.
👀 Warning: may cause double takes, awkward laughs, or confused grandmas.
Perfect for gigs, graveyards, or ruining small talk at family dinners. -
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 67.6 | 71.1 | 74.6 | 78.1 | 80.3 | 82.6 | 85.1 |
| B) Width (cm) | 88.9 | 99.1 | 108 | 116.8 | 127 | 137.2 | 147.3 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 44.5 | 49.5 | 54 | 58.4 | 63.5 | 68.6 | 73.7 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 20.3 | 21 | 33.9 | 24.1 | 24.8 | 24.8 | 25.4 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.6 | 28 | 29.4 | 30.7 | 31.6 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 35 | 39 | 42.5 | 46 | 50 | 54 | 58 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.5 | 19.5 | 21.3 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 8 | 8.3 | 13.3 | 9.5 | 9.8 | 9.8 | 10 |
Care Instructions
| General | This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe. |
| Wash | The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric's integrity and color vibrancy. |
| Store | Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time. |