MY SPERM IS BETTER THAN YOURS
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You’ve just found the most horrifyingly hilarious tee on the internet.
Featuring a grotesque demon-sperm creature with a message that’s bold, brutal, and 100% unapologetic — this design is made to start conversations, spark reactions, and leave an impression that’s... unforgettable.
But don’t let the nightmare visuals fool you — this shirt feels like a dream.
Crafted using the ultra-soft Bella + Canvas 3001 tee, it’s built for comfort and chaos.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, offering a premium, buttery-soft feel.
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Unisex tailored fit with side seams for a flattering shape and all-day comfort.
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Designed for Direct-To-Garment (DTG) printing, ensuring sharp, vibrant artwork that lasts.
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Produced using eco-friendly processes and materials — creepy on the outside, conscious on the inside.
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Available in multiple colors to suit your wicked style.
Whether you’re a horror fan, dark humor addict, or just love making a twisted statement — this tee is your new go-to.
🩸 Limited run only. Grab it before it crawls back to the underworld.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |