THE EGO HAS LANDED | For Loud Mouths & Legends
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Clear the runway — the main character has arrived.
Dripping in British pride and unapologetic arrogance, this tee isn’t for wallflowers. It’s for the ones who dominate conversations, argue with bartenders, and somehow make everything about them. And you know what? We respect it.Featuring a grumpy bulldog in a Union Jack top hat and enough smugness to piss off an entire room, this shirt doesn't whisper confidence — it shouts it over everyone else.
Why You’ll Love It (and they won’t):
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🇬🇧 6.1 oz. 100% US-grown ring spun cotton — heavy enough to carry the weight of your ego.
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🧼 Garment-dyed and soft-washed — because even assholes deserve comfort.
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💪 Double-needle stitched everything — you’ll be wearing this through every argument and roast session.
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🔥 1" ribbed collar & structured fit — tailored for chests that puff up naturally.
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🌱 Printed with eco-friendly inks — even loudmouths can be sustainable.
🛑 Warning: may cause fragile egos to combust.
Only buy this if you're brave, British, or just really f***ing proud of yourself. -
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 67.6 | 71.1 | 74.6 | 78.1 | 80.3 | 82.6 | 85.1 |
| B) Width (cm) | 88.9 | 99.1 | 108 | 116.8 | 127 | 137.2 | 147.3 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 44.5 | 49.5 | 54 | 58.4 | 63.5 | 68.6 | 73.7 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 20.3 | 21 | 33.9 | 24.1 | 24.8 | 24.8 | 25.4 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.6 | 28 | 29.4 | 30.7 | 31.6 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 35 | 39 | 42.5 | 46 | 50 | 54 | 58 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.5 | 19.5 | 21.3 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 8 | 8.3 | 13.3 | 9.5 | 9.8 | 9.8 | 10 |
Care Instructions
| General | This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe. |
| Wash | The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric's integrity and color vibrancy. |
| Store | Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time. |