STIFF BITCH | Psycho Clown Band Tee – Vintage Heavyweight Fit
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They don’t tour. They terrorize.
Meet STIFF BITCH — a deranged trio of red-nosed rockers that look like they escaped the circus and picked up guitars on the way to hell. This unholy blend of horror and rock ‘n’ roll features a loud, colorful print that’ll strike fear and admiration in anyone that crosses your path.If you like your tees with attitude, a twist of chaos, and enough clown energy to haunt dreams — this is the shirt for you.
Why You’ll Love It:
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🎸 Crafted from 6.1 oz., 100% US-grown ring spun cotton for a solid, premium feel.
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💀 Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk & soft-washed for that comfy, vintage effect with minimal shrinkage.
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💪 Built tough: Twill-taped neck and shoulders, plus double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem.
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🎯 Features a 1" ribbed collar and topstitched neckline — structure meets savage.
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🌱 Printed using eco-conscious DTG technology for long-lasting, ultra-vibrant horror art.
👹 For fans of chaos, clowns, and creepy riffs — this tee hits all the wrong notes in the best way.
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Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 67.6 | 71.1 | 74.6 | 78.1 | 80.3 | 82.6 | 85.1 |
| B) Width (cm) | 88.9 | 99.1 | 108 | 116.8 | 127 | 137.2 | 147.3 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 44.5 | 49.5 | 54 | 58.4 | 63.5 | 68.6 | 73.7 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 20.3 | 21 | 33.9 | 24.1 | 24.8 | 24.8 | 25.4 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.6 | 28 | 29.4 | 30.7 | 31.6 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 35 | 39 | 42.5 | 46 | 50 | 54 | 58 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.5 | 19.5 | 21.3 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 8 | 8.3 | 13.3 | 9.5 | 9.8 | 9.8 | 10 |
Care Instructions
| General | This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe. |
| Wash | The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric's integrity and color vibrancy. |
| Store | Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time. |