SPANKING THE MONKEY | Midnight Mischief Edition
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He's not just monkeying around — he's out for chaos.
With wide eyes, clenched fists, and an attitude that screams you know exactly what this means, our deranged little primate is causing graveyard-level mischief under a haunted moon. This tee walks the line between unhinged humor and dark cartoon horror — and if that’s your kind of vibe, congrats... you’re home.Designed to make people double-take and smirk (or squirm), this is the shirt for those who live to stir the pot.
Why You’ll Love It:
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🐒 6.1 oz. 100% US-grown ring spun cotton for heavyweight quality and unbeatable softness.
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🌘 Garment-dyed & soft-washed for that broken-in vintage vibe — no shrinkage, no BS.
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💪 Built like a beast: Twill-taped neck/shoulders + double-stitched hems keep it ready for trouble.
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💀 1" ribbed collar with topstitched neckline for structure that stands out.
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🌱 Printed using eco-conscious DTG inks to keep your chaos sustainably loud.
🎃 Perfect for Halloween. Even better for Tuesdays.
Limited edition. Once he’s gone, he’s gone bananas. -
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 67.6 | 71.1 | 74.6 | 78.1 | 80.3 | 82.6 | 85.1 |
| B) Width (cm) | 88.9 | 99.1 | 108 | 116.8 | 127 | 137.2 | 147.3 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 44.5 | 49.5 | 54 | 58.4 | 63.5 | 68.6 | 73.7 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 20.3 | 21 | 33.9 | 24.1 | 24.8 | 24.8 | 25.4 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.6 | 28 | 29.4 | 30.7 | 31.6 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 35 | 39 | 42.5 | 46 | 50 | 54 | 58 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.5 | 19.5 | 21.3 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 8 | 8.3 | 13.3 | 9.5 | 9.8 | 9.8 | 10 |
Care Instructions
| General | This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe. |
| Wash | The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric's integrity and color vibrancy. |
| Store | Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time. |